Douche

There has been an absence of real "bad boys" in the modern United States following the practice of neutering of the middle class male at birth implemented in the 80s. girls have unfortunately replaced this hole in their lives with that most ubiquitous of creatures...

the 21st century douche.

This link makes both happy and sad. Like when I realize we no longer have dinosaurs because they were hit by a giant meteor. The image of fiery Dinogeddon kind of makes up for the result